SUPER SPY TUESDAYS
Tuesdays in March at 8pm, we bring you a season of the best “Super Spy” films: -
LONDON HAS FALLEN 3rd March at 20:00
After the British Prime Minister dies in mysterious circumstances, Western leaders descend on London to give their condolences. With security on high alert and guards surrounding the funeral, it rapidly turns into a deadly plot to kill the world’s most powerful leaders. Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is called into action to take the US President (Morgan Freeman) to safety. Will the MI-6 agents have any hope in stopping the terror attacks?
MR. & MRS. SMITH 10th March at 20:00
John and Jane Smith seem an average couple – until you find out they’re both skilled assassins! Extremely bored in their marriage, the duo decide to take up couple’s therapy. However, they come to find out maybe it’s the secrets and lies that are keeping them apart. When both of them are assigned to kill the same man, they encounter each other on the job, which triggers a whole new problem. With both of them set on killing each other, how will they move past this? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie star.
JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN 17th March at 20:00
Rowan Atkinson returns, and this time he is going up against international assassins! This accidental agent must stop the would-be killers before they eliminate a world leader. However, he has been practicing his unique skills in a remote region of Asia so he has a lot to offer this time round! He must employ high-tech gadgets to untangle a web of conspiracies that run through the KGB, CIA and MI-7. Also starring Rosamund Pike and Daniel Kaluuya.
SURVIVOR 24th March at 20:00
Foreign Service Officer Kate Abbott (Milla Jovovich) gets mixed up in a terror attack in London, quickly becoming the focus of a global manhunt and forced to go on the run for a crime she did not commit! Soon an international assassin, known only as the Watchmaker, is close behind her. Will Kate be able to persuade the government that it was not her and make it out in one piece before another terror attack occurs? Pierce Brosnan also stars.
MARCH MADNESS
For three weekends in March we have the best of barmy action, Fri-Sun at 8pm, including: -
DRONE
15th March at 20:00
Comedy horror following a newlywed couple who are being terrorised by a drone infected with the consciousness of a deranged killer - no one wants to start a marriage like that! A very clever serial killer has transferred his desire to kill into a consumer drone and uses it to torment the couple, who must fight to stop the insidious drone before it destroys their lives, as well as others, in a film that builds and builds to a truly wacky climax that leaves you entertained! Sam Adegoke, Edgar Blackmon and Anita Briem star.
ELEPHANT WHITE
22nd March at 20:00
In the bustling city of Bangkok, assassin Curtie Church (Djimon Hounsou) is hired by a businessman to kill six men. The experienced hitman easily completes his task without questions, but this prompts his employers, who are white slave traders, to ask Curtie to kill the head of the traffickers – the same traffickers who prostituted and murdered his daughter. In order to complete this high profile task, he enlists the help of an arms dealer. Soon, Curtie has provoked a war between gangs. Will he come out on top? Kevin Bacon also stars.
THE DEBT COLLECTOR 13th March at 20:00
Why would anyone want to be a debt collector? Well, a martial artist would! French (Scott Adkins) takes on the job as a mob debt collector in order to make ends meet and pay off debts of his own. Enlisting help from his partner, Alex, French quickly learns this will not be the easiest way to pay off his debt. Eventually, he lands a big job but the client drags him into a situation deeper than he anticipated. Louis Mandylor and Vladimir Kulich also star.
LEPRECHAUN RETURNS 21st March at 20:00
In this fantasy-horror, the evil leprechaun returns to cause more mischief. Twenty-five years ago, a young woman and her friends warded off an evil leprechaun in North Dakota – but mystery still remains as to what happened to his pot of gold. Today the property is run by the AU Sorority House, and the girls soon awaken the leprechaun’s depraved self. He is determined to teach them a lesson while on the hunt to find his gold. Linden Porco and Taylor Spreitler star.
SUPER-CHARGED KIDZ CLUB!
From 23rd - 27th March, Kidz Club will be weekdays, all day (from early morning to approx. 6pm) and includes: -
ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH
23rd March at 07:50
Don’t you just love an alien invasion? Well, on Planet Baab, due to clumsy mistakes, they have accidentally caused one! Scorch Supernova works at BASA with his nerdy brother Gary, who is head of mission control at BASA. A distress signal approaches from a dangerous planet but Scorch ignores Gary’s warnings and sets out a rescue mission. It does not take long to realise that this was in fact a trap and so it’s up to Gary to rescue his brother. Animated adventure, with the voices of Brendan Fraser and Jessica Alba.
PROBLEM CHILD
24th March at 15:00
Ben (John Ritter) and Flo (Amy Yasbeck) are a couple yearning for a child of their own who adopt a mischievous seven-year-old boy called Junior (Michael Oliver). The couple quickly learn that he is hardly a model child and their ordinary lives transform into a nightmare. With Junior being rejected 30 times by his foster parents, Ben’s father notices straight away that Junior is evil. Ben is a warm-hearted guy and struggles with his family’s views on Junior, who advise him that he should get rid of the child – and Ben thinks they might be right. But will he call off the adoption?
SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
23rd March at 14:10
Did we not all dream we could be as cool as a Spy Kid? Marissa Cortez Wilson is a retired OSS spy who keeps that part of her identity hidden from her husband and stepchildren. Whilst balancing her family life, Marissa is attempting to capture a criminal named the Time Keeper, who obtains a mini-disk stolen from the OSS. The Time Keeper reveals that he is speeding up time as a punishment upon society. The kids become wrapped up in the mission and it’s a literal race against time to save humanity. Jessica Alba stars.
PROBLEM CHILD 2
25th March at 14:50
What’s worse than one problem child? Meet Trixie Young! After Ben separates from his wife, Flo, Junior feels threatened by Ben’s desire to date again and find a new mother for him. Eventually Ben falls in love with Annie. However, Annie brings her troublesome daughter, Trixie, who is somehow even worse than Junior! Moreover, someone else is interested in Ben: a rich woman who wants to send Junior to boarding school. Ben now needs to decide whether to pursue Annie for love or marry Lawanda so Junior can have a mother. John Ritter stars.
